Wonder Woman: Welcome to Mediocrity

For the incredible strength of character on display here, it is ultimately sad that [Wonder Woman] is so lacking in almost every other department.

Baywatch: Silly & Sexy Self-Parody

Baywatch works far better as a parody of itself and when it shows that it understands exactly what kind of show/movie it was/is. In these respects, [it] is a smashing success and a colossal failure at the same time.

Alien: Covenaptime

[Alien: Covenant] feels as if Ridley Scott did not learn the lessons of Prometheus, doubling down on the advancement of the plot purely out of character stupidity and once again serving up a muddled mish-mash of heavy-handed philosophizing with a liberal sprinkling of Alien lore.

Kong and the Cardboard Cast

While definitely set within the same universe,

viewers should not go into Kong expecting the same kind of experience Edwards delivered in 2014; this film is

drastically, dramatically different, and in some ways it is definitely not for the better.